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Girl and boy are having a relationship of about four months now. One
Friday night they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few, then go
on to get some food at a local restaurant near their respective houses.
They eat, then go back to his house and she stays over.
Her story:
Well Ed was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might
have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about
it, but the conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go
off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately, so we go to
this restaurant and he's still a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him
up and start to wonder whether it's me or something so I ask him and he
says no but you know I'm not really sure, so anyway, in the cab back to
his house I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me and I
don't know what the hell that means because you know he doesn't say it
back or anything so when we get back to his I'm wondering if he's going
off me and so I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV
and so I say I'm going to go to sleep and then after about 10 minutes he
joins me and we have sex, but he seemed really distracted and so
afterwards I just want to leave and I dunno I just don't know what he
thinks anymore, I mean, do you think he's met someone else ???
His story:
Shit day at work. Great shag later. . .
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